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	<title>Secular News Daily &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Christine O’Donnell, victim of Moral Activists</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 18:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wash O'Hanley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christine O'Donnell is the tragic victim of Moral Activists, the pornographers of the Religious Right.  Wash O'Hanley weeps for her lost virtue.
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		<title>Tim Minchin&#039;s Pope Song: &quot;Fuck the Motherfucker&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2010/04/30/tim-minchins-pope-song-fuck-the-motherfucker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 07:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny Donati</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Satirist Tim Minchin offers a song about Pope Maledict and his defense of child rapist priests.  Warning:  Definitely not safe for work.
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<li><a href='http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2010/06/24/fuji-minx-music-video-banned-from-youtube-for-anti-pope-sentiment-or-brief-nudity/' rel='bookmark' title='FUJI MINX music video banned from YouTube; for anti-Pope sentiment, or brief nudity?'>FUJI MINX music video banned from YouTube; for anti-Pope sentiment, or brief nudity?</a></li>
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		<title>Second Coming of Jesus accidentally targeted by US Air Force</title>
		<link>http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2010/04/15/second-coming-of-jesus-accidentally-targeted-by-us-air-force/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 16:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[But for the actions of a trigger-happy fighter jet pilot, Wednesday could have been the beginning of a new era.  But alas, Jesus was shot down.
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		<title>Finally! A &quot;Keep the Christ in . . .&quot; Facebook Group Worth Joining</title>
		<link>http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2010/01/26/finally-a-keep-the-christ-in-facebook-group-worth-joining/</link>
		<comments>http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2010/01/26/finally-a-keep-the-christ-in-facebook-group-worth-joining/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 07:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny Donati</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my surprise checking things out on Facebook and discovering an invite to a new and potentially very entertaining new group.  They want you to keep the Christ in something . . . a place it belongs!
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		<title>&quot;Christmas Shoes&quot;: Disturbing Christmas Song</title>
		<link>http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2009/12/28/christmas-shoes-disturbing-christmas-song/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:42:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny Donati</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comic Patton Oswald takes apart the very disturbing "Christmas Shoes" by Christian band "New Shoes".

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		<title>Story of Suzie (Video)</title>
		<link>http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2009/11/03/story-of-suzie-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny Donati</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This animated short by TheThinkingAtheist follows Suzie through her day as she prays and worships Jesus for all the good He does in her life.
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		<title>Palin Memoir Due in November; Promotional Video Leaked</title>
		<link>http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2009/09/29/palin-memoir-due-in-november-promotional-video-leaked/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny Donati</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get your crayons ready:  Sarah Palin's memoir, "Going Rogue: An American Life" is coming November 17.

The 400-page book, originally planned for a spring release, will instead be available in time to stuff the stockings of eager youngsters.
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		<title>Humor:  Horton Hears an Evangelical</title>
		<link>http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2009/09/21/humor-horton-hears-an-evangelical/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny Donati</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wish I could take credit for this delightful transformation of Dr. Seuss's Horton into a rational thinking being, but alas, that honor goes to The Exterminator at NoMoreHornets.  Enjoy:
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		<title>California Group Seeks Ban on Divorce</title>
		<link>http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2009/09/12/california-group-seeks-ban-on-divorce/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny Donati</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a move to protect traditional marriage even further than 2008's Proposition 8, a grassroots campaign has begun to ban divorce in California.  Or maybe it's to make a point about hypocrisy?
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		<title>Sarah Palin&#039;s Retarded Platform: More Trigs!</title>
		<link>http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2009/07/03/sarah-palin-s-retarded-platform/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles Smith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska.  While many are speculating about her motives, a section of her announcement makes it crystal clear:  She wants to make a difference by promoting mental handicaps, increasing the number of voters who will support her retarded platform!
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