Imagine my surprise checking things out on Facebook and discovering an invite to a new and potentially very entertaining new group. They want you to keep the Christ in something . . . a place it belongs! Full Article
Comic Patton Oswald takes apart the very disturbing "Christmas Shoes" by Christian band "New Shoes". Enjoy, and happy holidays from the Paliban Daily! Full Article
This animated short by TheThinkingAtheist follows Suzie through her day as she prays and worships Jesus for all the good He does in her life. Full Article
Get your crayons ready: Sarah Palin's memoir, "Going Rogue: An American Life" is coming November 17. The 400-page book, originally planned for a spring release, will instead be available in time to stuff the stockings of eager youngsters. Full Article
I wish I could take credit for this delightful transformation of Dr. Seuss's Horton into a rational thinking being, but alas, that honor goes to The Exterminator at NoMoreHornets. Enjoy: Full Article
In a move to protect traditional marriage even further than 2008's Proposition 8, a grassroots campaign has begun to ban divorce in California. Or maybe it's to make a point about hypocrisy? Full Article
Today, Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska. While many are speculating about her motives, a section of her announcement makes it crystal clear: She wants to make a difference by promoting mental handicaps, increasing the number of voters who will support her retarded platform! Full Article
Today, I received this very disturbing email: Pastor Mike: I recently became the victim of an online stalker. He goes all over the Internet, claiming I'm a witch, and that my grandmother is a witch, and that a good friend is also a witch. Full Article
It's not a sermon on American obesity, although that certainly is a subject leaders like Mr. Huckabee should be commenting on. No, Mike Huckabee is saying that the Republican Party needs to focus on conservative values, not "moderate" and be like the Democrats. Full Article
In what can only be viewed as Divine Retribution, God-mocking Sodomite Perez Hilton got DECKED by the manager of the Black Eyed Peas, a demonic live sex act. Full Article
