‘Humor’ Archives
Finally! A “Keep the Christ in . . .” Facebook Group Worth Joining
Imagine my surprise checking things out on Facebook and discovering an invite to a new and potentially very entertaining new group. They want you to keep the Christ in something . . . a place it belongs! I've joined "Keep the CHRIST in 'Jesus Christ that Fucking Hurt!'". Won't [...]
“Christmas Shoes”: Disturbing Christmas Song
Comic Patton Oswald takes apart the very disturbing "Christmas Shoes" by Christian band "New Shoes", showing us all how arrogant Christianity really is. Enjoy, and happy holidays from the Paliban Daily!
Story of Suzie (Video)
This animated short by TheThinkingAtheist follows Suzie through her day as she prays and worships Jesus for all the good He does in her life.
Palin Memoir Due in November; Promotional Video Leaked
Get your crayons ready: Sarah Palin's memoir, "Going Rogue: An American Life" is coming November 17. The 400-page book, originally planned for a spring release, will instead be available in time to stuff the stockings of eager youngsters. Little Timmy and Jane will while away the hours [...]
Humor: Horton Hears an Evangelical
I wish I could take credit for this delightful transformation of Dr. Seuss's Horton into a rational thinking being, but alas, that honor goes to The Exterminator at NoMoreHornets. Enjoy: Horton Hears an Evangelical In a place known as Whoville the folks got distraught When Horton the [...]
California Group Seeks Ban on Divorce
In a move to protect traditional marriage even further than 2008's Proposition 8, a grassroots campaign has begun to ban divorce in California. Inspired by Proposition 8, which banned gay marriage in California, John Marcotte comments, California has a divorce rate that some have computed to [...]
Sarah Palin’s Retarded Platform: More Trigs!
Today, Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska. While many are speculating about her motives, a section of her announcement makes it crystal clear: She wants to make a difference by promoting mental handicaps, increasing the number of voters who will support her retarded platform! During [...]
Huckabee Warns Against “Mushy Middle”
It's not a sermon on American obesity, although that certainly is a subject leaders like Mr. Huckabee should be commenting on. No, Mike Huckabee is saying that the Republican Party needs to focus on conservative values, not "moderate" and be like the Democrats. In a June 10 interview with the [...]
Video: Perez Hilton Assaulted
Young Turks and Perez Hilton YouTubeIn what can only be viewed as Divine Retribution, God-mocking Sodomite Perez Hilton got DECKED by the manager of the Black Eyed Peas, a demonic live sex act. Fresh off his high from destroying the career of the Godly Carrie Prejean, Hilton thought it a good [...]
Famous Atheist Abuses Animal
Famous atheist P.Z. Myers has confessed to abusing his housecat. Like most who reject God's Love, he also finds it entertaining to mutiliate His Creation! Myers writes: We have two cats, and one of them, Merle, is a shaggy long-haired black beast. And I mean, really shaggy, and shedding [...]