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Bridgeport, CT Church Exorcises Gay Demons

Paliban Mom — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:08:58 +0000

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Manifested Glory Ministries, a Christian church in Bridgeport, Connecticut, is facing possible abuse charges for complying with a 16-year-old boy’s request to expel a demon of homosexuality from him. We have the exorcism video!

As shown in this video, the unidentified 16-year-old convulses and vomits as church members speak the holy words of a loving God to him:

Rip it from his throat! Come on, you homosexual demon! You homosexual spirit, we call you out right now! Loose your grip, Lucifer!

Now, while these words do not sound gentle and loving, as the popular misconception of God would suggest, their attitude is an accurate representation of God as He reveals Himself in the Bible.

One problem. The Bible not only never suggests that demons cause homosexuality, but in fact states that GOD Himself does, as punishment for idolatry!

Romans 1:22-27

22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

26 For this cause [that is, idolatry] God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Robin McHaelin is the executive director of True Colors, an organization which apparently encourages confused youths to continue to reject God and immerse themselves in the homosexual lifestyle instead of finding Salvation.

What saddens me is the people that are doing this think they are doing something in the kid’s best interests, when in fact they’re murdering his spirit. They have this kid in a full nelson. That just seems abusive to me.

Clearly, Ms. McHaelin has never read the Bible. God says, quite clearly, that homosexuals will not inherit the Kingdom of God. They don’t go to Heaven, which means they go only one other place: Hell.

1 Corinthians 6:9-10

9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Is it not abusive to allow this to happen, instead of hurting the feelings of a teenager?

Who would question these loving and upstanding people?

Pastor Kelvin and Apostle Patricia McKinney

Apostle Patricia McKinney has been provided many visions from the Lord, as have other members of MGM. They are documented on the MGM website for your enlightenment!

Here is Apostle McKinney’s most recent:

Prophetess Patricia Mckinney My Vision From the Lord on May 14th 2009

On May 14th 2009, in the early morning The Lord took me into another Vision this Vision was about strings I seen Men and Women and once again these Men and women where dressed in collars and suits so we know it was leadership and church folks

Now for each man he had a string attach to another man and then a string attach to another women and this is what I seen strings attached from one leader to another.

Then what I saw next is some of the Leaders clothes began to fall off and disappear and I knew at that time God was exposing them naked , but what I seen next was alarming some of the leaders that had strings attach to other leaders that clothes came off tried to get scissors and knives and cut the strings that was attach to them they were trying to disconnect from them because they didn’t want to be expose or connected with them because they knew Judgment was here against these leaders but they couldn’t disconnect because they were apart of it

But as soon as they cut the strings the strings grew back again stronger and tighter where they couldn’t be cut, no matter what they did the strings will not disconnect, they were soul ties that couldn’t be broken.

Then I jump into another vision where I seen some leaders that I knew from Ministry, I seen them standing in front of sinks washing their hands and body with soap and water like they were trying to wash away dirt but as they wash their hands and bodies they wouldn’t come clean the more they wash the more dirt they seen.

Then I heard the Lord say Recompense is there portion for all of the wickedness they have done.

Some leaders are trying to separate from other leaders but they can’t because they have souls ties together and when one is expose the other will be too. many other leaders are trying to wash themselves from all that sin and dirt they have done in the past, but it’s not working because they are only washing their flesh and have not washed their souls nor have they truly repented to God so EXPOSING TIME IS HERE.. YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patricia McKinney shares a vision with the MGM family.

These do seem like Godly folk, but there’s a problem. When interviewed by the Associated Press, did Apostle Patricia McKinney (mistakenly listed in the article as Reverend) cite God’s Word?

“We believe a man should be with a woman and a woman should be with a man,” the Rev. Patricia McKinney told The Associated Press. “We have nothing against homosexuals. I just don’t agree with their lifestyle.”

“We believe”? Who cares what you believe, or what you agree with? God is the one who makes the decisions about right and wrong, not Patricia McKinney! Homosexuality is an abomination before God according to the Bible, not something you “disagree with” because you think it’s “icky”!

McKinney also lied about the boy’s age.

McKinney said the youth was 18. The boy confirmed he is 16 but otherwise declined to comment, citing the advice of his pastor.

A spokesman from the very Godly Exodus International spoke out against MGM’s approach, preferring pastoral counseling and aversion therapy as more effective. EI’s claimed 33% success rate is hard to argue with . . . although a 2001 study by Dr. Robert Spitzer indicated that 86% of the ex-gay men studied and 63% of the ex-gay women studied still had feelings of same-sex attraction. Rather than being “cured” of a disease, they had learned to have “good heterosexual function”, or to stop acting in a sexual manner which offends God.

Are the McKinneys Christians? Are they True Paliban?

They put their own feelings of homosexuality being something they “don’t agree with” ahead of God’s Word.

They tell lies.

They disregard the highly effective work of groups like Exodus International and NARTH (National Association for the Research and Therapy of Homosexuality) in favor of methods not demonstrated in the Bible . . . which at no point says that demons have anything to do with homosexuality, and at no point suggests “curing” homosexuals.

After reviewing these facts, we arrive at the conclusion that the McKinneys and their Manifested Glory Ministries cult are False Christians and False Paliban!

Review more of MGM’s unGodly and blasphemous videos here: http://vodpod.com/manifestedgloryministriesvideos/mgmvideo

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Dinesh D’Souza Denies Biblical Truth

Paliban Mom — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 04:07:42 +0000

During a failed attempt to be clever, conservative so-called “Christian” Dinesh D’Souza revealed his true feelings, openly and viciously denying the infallibility of Scripture.

It all started innocently enough. D’Souza went to see “Religulous”, the mockumentary from that great wit (well, he’s half right) Bill Maher. D’Souza thought he’d write an article about it, mocking Maher and demonstrating D’Souza’s superior clevericiousness.

Calling Maher a liar, D’Souza flings accusations like so much monkey feces:

Maher’s stance in the film alternates between feigned investigative neutrality and unconcealed anti-religious bigotry. At times he says he is an agnostic, who simply holds the rational position that he doesn’t know what comes after death. But if you don’t know whether there is an afterlife, and even if you have no reason to believe in one, it hardly makes sense to attack those who hold a different view. After all, you yourself are in the dark and they might very well be right.

By way of analogy, I don’t believe in unicorns, because there is no evidence for them, but I haven’t written any books called “The Unicorn Delusion” or “Unicorns are Not Great” or made any documentaries denouncing unicorns. Maher’s agnosticism is clearly a pose.

Fellow Christians, no doubt you know what is wrong with this analogy. I don’t need to tell you, but I do need to tell false Christians — you know, the ones who don’t bother reading the Bible but are happy to tell you what it says?

Yeah, them.

“I don’t believe in unicorns, because there is no evidence for them . . .”

Not, “I believe unicorns are extinct, because nobody alive has ever seen one”, but “I don’t believe in unicorns, because there is no evidence for them.”

We can provide nine pieces of irrefutable evidence from the one uncorruptible source:

Numbers 23:22
God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

Numbers 24:8
God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.

Deuteronomy 33:17
His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

Job 39:9
Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?

Job 39:10
Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Psalm 22:21
Save me from the lion’s mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.

Psalm 29:6
He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.

Psalm 92:10
But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.

Isaiah 34:7
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

That’s right. In nine places, God has referenced unicorns in His Word.

D’Souza claims that he believes in God, and follows the Bible. Yet, he can only know of God and Jesus by reading the Bible; anything else is his own imaginings of what God would be, if only God was what Dinesh D’Souza wanted God to be!

Dinesh D’Souza does not believe in unicorns, because there is no evidence for them.

Dinesh D’Souza does not believe that the Bible is evidence.

Dinesh D’Souza denies God’s Word.

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Pat Robertson Predicts Obama Socialism, $300 Oil

Paliban Mom — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:08:29 +0000

Good news, everyone! Pat Robertson heard directly from God that the economy will be just ducky in 2009. And we know Robertson is never wrong . . . right?

False prophet ~~Sylvia Browne~~ Pat Robertson made his 2009 Psychic Predictions. Here’s the scoop:

The god of Robertson’s warped imagination (who fades into the background with just a little dose of lithium) has announced that in 2009:

Americans will embrace socialism
The American economy will rapidly recover as a result
The government will become more powerful
Israel will hold firm
Hyperinflation is coming, with gold at $1900/ounce and oil at $300/barrel (er, part of the rapidly recovered economy?)
Islam is weakening, so it’s a good time to evangelize in the Middle East

We already showed you that Pat Robertson is a false prophet. We also have shown you that he has abandoned God’s Own Party and fully supports Obama.

Do YOU think God is talking to Pat Robertson?

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George Bush OUTED!

Paliban Mom — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:01:26 +0000

A news article about “how Katrina ruined Bush” contains the real truth . . . a sordid story of lies, hypocrisy, and closeted hatred of Jesus!

The linked article leads off explaining how outgoing President G.W. Bush’s approval ratings crashed with the mishandling of Hurricane Katrina. We all know what a disaster that was; however, the truth behind this disastrous Presidency is revealed later in the story.

We’ve already revealed to you how Bush publicly threw Jesus out of the White House; but even we had no idea that the Lord had never been invited in!

On other topics, David Kuo, who served as deputy director of the White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives, disputed the idea that the Bush White House was dominated by religious conservatives and catered to the needs of a religious right voting bloc.

“The reality in the White House is — if you look at the most senior staff — you’re seeing people who aren’t personally religious and have no particular affection for people who are religious-right leaders,” Kuo said.

“In the political affairs shop in particular, you saw a lot of people who just rolled their eyes at … basically every religious-right leader that was out there, because they just found them annoying and insufferable. These guys were pains in the butt who had to be accommodated.”

That’s right. The Religious Right, and Jesus by extension, a “pain in the butt” who “had to be accommodated”.

Why, you ask, did Katrina hit so hard? And later hurricanes, and why did 9/11 happen? Because we willingly elected a President who hates Jesus! God was indeed showing the United States His holy wrath, but not because of abortions or gay marriage! No, God slaughtered tens of thousands of Americans solely because of G.W. Bush’s Christ-hating attitude and lack of faith!

January 20 can’t come soon enough!

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Pat Robertson Praises Obama, Bashes Bush

Paliban Mom — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:44:12 +0000

In a CNN interview with Suzanne Malveaux, Pat Robertson praises Obama and slams outgoing “Christian” President Bush!

First, his assessment of Bush’s presidency:

Well, it’s hard to assess blame, but I — over the years — I hate to be critical, I mean I am a Republican, and this is the president of the party that I’m a member of — but I think we’ve had some serious goofs along the way. The Katrina matter was terrible. The rebuilding of Iraq has been terrible. The failing of the economy right now has been terrible.

It hasn’t been handled in what I would consider a professional manner.

Well you know, history may accord him a higher grade than his contemporaries and I think he’s hoping for that, and we are.

But I believe I would look at about a C-minus right now if I were grading him.

Well, we’re not entirely surprised. After all, it was mere days ago that Bush denied the truth of the Bible, showing us that he’d abandoned Jesus. We’d give him an F on Faith, that’s for sure!

Now, Obama. We mentioned not too long ago that Pat Robertson LOVES Obama. He’s continued his little lovefest:

I am remarkably pleased with Obama. I had grave misgivings about him. But so help me, he’s come in forcefully, intelligently. He’s picked a middle of the road Cabinet. And so far, if he continues down this course, he has the makings of a great president.

So, I’m very pleased so far.

We’re not surprised. We pointed out not long ago that Robertson is a false prophet; why should he not align himself with the Antichrist, Status Quobama?

Here’s the video:

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GW Bush Abandons God – Economic Collapse Explained

Paliban Mom — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:07:44 +0000

In an interview on ABC’s Nightline Monday evening, so-called Christian George W. Bush finally admitted why America’s economy is collapsing. He has kicked God out of the White House!

Asked whether the Bible was true, Bush replied: “Probably not. No, I’m not a literalist, but I think you can learn a lot from it, but I do think that the New Testament for example is … has got … You know, the important lesson is ‘God sent a son’.”

He went even further, saying, “I do believe there is an almighty that is broad and big enough and loving enough that can encompass a lot of people,” and that he prays to the same god as those of different religions!

For the past eight years, Bush has declared himself a Bible-believing Christian to anyone who would listen. Millions supported his candidacy against atheist Al Gore and Catholic John Kerry, specifically because he stated he was a follower of Jesus. His actions — working against gay marriage, fighting baby-killing (abortion), redirecting taxpayer funds to churches for “faith-based initiatives”, entering a “crusade” in Iraq — all seemed to bear this out.

Now, this bombshell.

We’re flabbergasted. Bush, far from being God’s candidate, hand-picked from above in 2000 to be President, appears to have been Satan’s sleeper cell! He was just playing a role, his true goal to bring God’s wrath upon America!

At least Bush said one honest thing:

You’re getting me way out of my lane here. I’m just a simple president.

Indeed, anyone who would declare that the Bible isn’t true can only be described as “simple”!

He went on to declare:

. . . evolution is an interesting subject. I happen to believe that evolution doesn’t fully explain the mystery of life. I think that God created the Earth, created the world; I think the creation of the world is so mysterious it requires something as large as an almighty and I don’t think it’s incompatible with the scientific proof that there is evolution.

Scientific proof! He throws away God’s OWN Word for “scientific proof”!

Bush rounded out his heretical commentary with a simple statement proving his disbelief:

The important lesson is ‘God sent a son.’

God IS Jesus, Mr. Soon-to-be-Ex-President! And may He have mercy on your soul, and this Godless nation!

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False Prophet: Pat Robertson

Paliban Mom — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:49:52 +0000

God tells us how to recognize false prophets. They say things that don’t come true.

As He explained in Deuteronomy 18, 20-22:

20 But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.

21 And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken?

22 When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

So, when someone claims to speak for God, and his prophecy does not come true, that means he’s a false prophet. God ordains that false prophets should die.

He doesn’t say how.

Now, let’s take a look at Pat Robertson’s prophecies, shall we? He puts forth a series of prophecies each year.

2008:

In 2007, the stock market began its slide (it had dropped from a high of 14,093 on October 12, 2007 to 13,364 on December 28, 2007, having varied by 2,000 points during 2007), and the housing market continued its rapid descent (the boom stopping in mid-2006 in some markets, and national decline accelerating in 2007, with a national average decline of 6.9% in value, but 20% in some markets), and the price of oil skyrocketed (from $65/barrel in August 2007 to $100/barrel in December 2007) Robertson made some very “insightful” predictions:

Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson, who has made predicting the future an annual tradition, predicts a recession and a major stock market upheaval are on their way for the United States.

Aside from a recession this year, Robertson suggested Wednesday that Americans will be paying much more for gas at the pump as the price of a barrel of oil rises by 50 percent in the coming months.

Specifically, he said oil would reach $150 a barrel – the price hit $100 on Wednesday – with the dollar continuing to lose value in 2008.

“I also believe the Lord was saying by 2009, maybe 2010, there’s going to be a major stock market crash,” said Robertson, who is a millionaire businessman as well as an evangelical leader.

Hmm, a millionaire businessman who makes predictions based upon the existing trends in the market. Clever, that.

I guess Robertson wanted to FINALLY get something right! Let’s look at a few of his previous predictions:

2007:

Robertson predicts a major terrorist attack(s) on US soil.

“I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his news-and-talk television show “The 700 Club” on the Christian Broadcasting Network. “The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”

Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

Who could forget the late 2007 terrorist attacks, when major cities were wiped off the map! Why, millions died horribly in . . . er, wait, it’ll come to me . . . HEY! There were no terrorist attacks!

May 2006:

“If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms,” Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, “There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.”

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Nope.

2005:

In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

Lawmakers confirmed Bush’s 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president’s Social Security initiative was stalled by widespread opposition.

“I have a relatively good track record,” he said. “Sometimes I miss.”

“Sometimes I miss.” Can a prophet of the Lord miss?

What was it Deuteronomy 18 had to say? We just need verse 22a:

22 When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD hath not spoken . . .

We can go back further for more of Robertson’s false prophecies.

2004:
In this January 2005 article, Robertson praises his own accurate prophesying:

On the 700 Club broadcast, Robertson touted his 2004 New Year’s prediction that President George W. Bush would win re-election by “a blowout” as an example of a past prediction that turned out to be correct. On January 2, 2004, Robertson stated: “I think George Bush is going to win in a walk. I really believe I’m hearing from the Lord it’s going to be like a blowout election in 2004. It’s shaping up that way.” As Media Matters for America has noted, Bush’s margin of victory was the smallest for a reelected incumbent president since Woodrow Wilson in 1916.