Pareidolia Strikes Again – Face of Jesus Everywhere
Strange but True Tuesday, January 26th, 2010Jesus and Mary had a busy year in 2009. No matter where you looked, they were popping up in the most unexpected places! Let’s review some of the Jesus and Mary sightings.
Jan. 26: Jesus heads to a tree in Millington, Mich., just outside of Flint, in Ron and Marilyn Bielak’s backyard.The retired pair are facing foreclosure and believed the sighting would mean help was on the way. A call to their home several months later would indicate the line had been disconnected.
I guess nobody told them that Jesus had taken a second job as a repo man.
You got your high-fructose corn syrup in my Savior!
I wonder if Jesus has all the calories of a regular Kit Kat bar?
Mom, the dog's licking Jesus again . . .
Leaf me alone!
This maple leaf, found on April 11 by Mimi DiMauro of Boston, looks to me to bear the moldy image of Grizzly Adams. Mimi insists it’s Jesus, and says that 3/4 of viewers agree. The others think it looks like John Lennon.
Who do you think it looks like?
Cheezus Christ
Cousin It?
Why does this Jesus look so much like Cousin It? Say, where’s Thing, and why is Jesus giggling like that?
This is too disturbing.
Why is Jesus in my wall??
Compare . . .
Edvard Munch really brings out the holy in Jesus, don’t you think?
Many more sightings are available HERE and HERE.
Or watch the below video:
This fornicating harlot and her living-in-sin boyfriend saw Jesus in their bathroom.
We should also remember two of Mary’s most noticed appearances.
She spent quite a bit of time in the sun. Here, she brought thousands of Irish the miracle of solar retinopathy.
That Mary turns up in the most unexpected places!
What’s your favorite deity sighting? And why isn’t there a Dog Poo Jesus?
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Jenny Donati is webmistress and co-editor of Secular News Daily. Jenny is an outspoken secularist who believes firmly in the separation of church and state. She demands evidence to support arguments, and holds herself to the same standard. She doesn't write about herself in the third person . . . but there's a first time for everything.You can follow comments on this article through the RSS Comment Feed. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry.
How can they really be sure it is Jesus? I think most of the pictures I have seen of Jesus is a caucasian male yet history has shown that the people of the middle east don’t appear as his pictures.
Jesus's face is everywhere, if you are not aware of that eternal hellfire may be your destiny. After all Jesus made the distinction when he said " YOu will see my but the world will not"> The world being the group that takes the full fury of God meaning eternal Hellfire. I was there once, in hell, it is not at a place that you would like to spend 5 minutes let alone eternity. So if you are reading this it is already to late for you because you will be judged by what you hear. OPEN YOUR HEARTS TO THE HOLY SPIRIT! and you will see that God's face is indeed everywhere.
You’re right! The face of Jesus is even in pigeon poo, and in human poo!