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Pareidolia Strikes Again – Face of Jesus Everywhere

Jesus and Mary had a busy year in 2009. No matter where you looked, they were popping up in the most unexpected places! Let’s review some of the Jesus and Mary sightings.

Jan. 26: Jesus heads to a tree in Millington, Mich., just outside of Flint, in Ron and Marilyn Bielak’s backyard.

The retired pair are facing foreclosure and believed the sighting would mean help was on the way. A call to their home several months later would indicate the line had been disconnected.

I guess nobody told them that Jesus had taken a second job as a repo man.

On April 10, a Dutch man discovered Jesus’ sweet, crispy love . . . in his Kit Kat bar. At least it wasn’t a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup.

I wonder if Jesus has all the calories of a regular Kit Kat bar?

Seems this sweet puppy pic was snapped in late 2008, but it became popular in 2009. Close enough. It’s a real picture, not Photoshop.

Jesus? Why won’t you leaf me alone?!

This maple leaf, found on April 11 by Mimi DiMauro of Boston, looks to me to bear the moldy image of Grizzly Adams. Mimi insists it’s Jesus, and says that 3/4 of viewers agree. The others think it looks like John Lennon.

Who do you think it looks like?

The unnamed boyfriend of (possible fornicator!) Linda Lowe made her a Grilled Jesus sandwich. Naturally, she keeps her toasty Savior safe from hungry mouths. But what will happen when she gets a craving for a mouthful of cheesy Salvation?

Is this Jesus, or a production still from the Addams Family?

Why does this Jesus look so much like Cousin It? Say, where’s Thing, and why is Jesus giggling like that?

This is too disturbing.

I’m not entirely sure that’s Jesus in the grain on the left. What do you think? Is it Jesus, or the Homer on the right?

Edvard Munch really brings out the holy in Jesus, don’t you think?

Many more sightings are available HERE and HERE.

Or watch the below video:

This fornicating harlot and her living-in-sin boyfriend saw Jesus in their bathroom.

We should also remember two of Mary’s most noticed appearances.

She spent quite a bit of time in the sun. Here, she brought thousands of Irish the miracle of solar retinopathy.

She also made an inexplicable statement about safer sex.

What’s your favorite deity sighting? And why isn’t there a Dog Poo Jesus?

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