Pareidolia Strikes Again – Face of Jesus Everywhere

Jesus and Mary had a busy year in 2009. No matter where you looked, they were popping up in the most unexpected places! Let’s review some of the Jesus and Mary sightings.


Jan. 26: Jesus heads to a tree in Millington, Mich., just outside of Flint, in Ron and Marilyn Bielak’s backyard.

The retired pair are facing foreclosure and believed the sighting would mean help was on the way. A call to their home several months later would indicate the line had been disconnected.

I guess nobody told them that Jesus had taken a second job as a repo man.

You got your high-fructose corn syrup in my Savior!

On April 10, a Dutch man discovered Jesus’ sweet, crispy love . . . in his Kit Kat bar. At least it wasn’t a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup.

I wonder if Jesus has all the calories of a regular Kit Kat bar?

Mom, the dog's licking Jesus again . . .

Seems this sweet puppy pic was snapped in late 2008, but it became popular in 2009. Close enough. It’s a real picture, not Photoshop.

Leaf me alone!

Jesus? Why won’t you leaf me alone?!

This maple leaf, found on April 11 by Mimi DiMauro of Boston, looks to me to bear the moldy image of Grizzly Adams. Mimi insists it’s Jesus, and says that 3/4 of viewers agree. The others think it looks like John Lennon.

Who do you think it looks like?

Cheezus Christ

The unnamed boyfriend of (possible fornicator!) Linda Lowe made her a Grilled Jesus sandwich. Naturally, she keeps her toasty Savior safe from hungry mouths. But what will happen when she gets a craving for a mouthful of cheesy Salvation?

Cousin It?

Is this Jesus, or a production still from the Addams Family?

Why does this Jesus look so much like Cousin It? Say, where’s Thing, and why is Jesus giggling like that?

This is too disturbing.

Why is Jesus in my wall??

Compare . . .

I’m not entirely sure that’s Jesus in the grain on the left. What do you think? Is it Jesus, or the Homer on the right?

Edvard Munch really brings out the holy in Jesus, don’t you think?

Many more sightings are available HERE and HERE.

Or watch the below video:

This fornicating harlot and her living-in-sin boyfriend saw Jesus in their bathroom.

We should also remember two of Mary’s most noticed appearances.

She spent quite a bit of time in the sun. Here, she brought thousands of Irish the miracle of solar retinopathy.

That Mary turns up in the most unexpected places!

She also made an inexplicable statement about safer sex.

What’s your favorite deity sighting? And why isn’t there a Dog Poo Jesus?

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4 Responses to Pareidolia Strikes Again – Face of Jesus Everywhere

  1. How can they really be sure it is Jesus? I think most of the pictures I have seen of Jesus is a caucasian male yet history has shown that the people of the middle east don’t appear as his pictures.

  2. Jesus's face is everywhere, if you are not aware of that eternal hellfire may be your destiny. After all Jesus made the distinction when he said " YOu will see my but the world will not"> The world being the group that takes the full fury of God meaning eternal Hellfire. I was there once, in hell, it is not at a place that you would like to spend 5 minutes let alone eternity. So if you are reading this it is already to late for you because you will be judged by what you hear. OPEN YOUR HEARTS TO THE HOLY SPIRIT! and you will see that God's face is indeed everywhere.

    • You’re right! The face of Jesus is even in pigeon poo, and in human poo!

  3. WasBlind2 – do you really think Jesus said we would see his butt? I don't believe that he would have said that.

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