Pat Robertson Voodoo Doll on eBay; Proceeds to Red Cross
“Johnnyvoodoo” has placed a hand-made Pat Robertson voodoo doll up for auction on eBay. All proceeds from this eBay Giving Works auction go to the American Red Cross.
You heard it here first . . . Unless you already know, in which case, well, bully for you.
According to the listing: the re-listing:
Doesn't look much like Pat to me . . .
Finally! What you’ve all been asking for! A one of a kind, handmade PAT ROBERSTON VOODOO DOLL.
After an exclusive deal with devil, we are finally able to bring black magic into your very own home! The lucky winner of this auction will attain the soul of Televangelist PAT ROBERTSON in a handheld figurine comprised of the finest straw, cloth, and other organic natural materials!
Ever wanted to cause Pat Robertson a massive headache? give him back pain? jab him in the crotch? Of course you have! Well then BID NOW to own your very own pysical representation of the dark, dark soul of Pat Robertson.
Accessories included with the doll are Pat’s very own “HOLY” BIBLE and BAG OF MONEY taken from real Americans! WOW!
BID NOW!!!!My previous attempt to auction this item was canceled by eBay due to a policy violation, which I apologize for….
“The purpose of the eBay Web site is to enable members to buy and sell items from each other. Listings that do not offer an item for sale through the site, or that are designed for any other purpose, are not permitted. For example, listings for invisible or intangible items are not permitted. Buyers should be able to verify the existence of an item they bought when they receive it. “
I am sorry, I can not prove the soul’s existence. Therefore I am now relisting the doll with just this description…
This item is a PAT ROBERTSON VOODOO DOLL. All proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders. To learn more about Doctors Without Borders, visit…
http://doctorswithoutborders.org/
As of this writing, there are 47 43 bidders, with a high bid of $500 710.00.
The auction closes January 26 at 11:00 PST January 29 at 16:21 PST.
Lest you worry that Johnnyvoodoo is trying to make a quick buck off a tragedy, the auction is officially an “eBay Giving Works” auction handled by “MissionFish“:
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MissionFish collects eBay members’ donations and makes sure that every donation gets to the intended nonprofit, so nonprofits can focus on their missions.
And because MissionFish is a nonprofit itself, 100% of your donation amount is tax deductible to the extent allowed by law.
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Special thanks to commenter “Bluesteel” for posting the re-listing information!
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I love it. Wish I had the money to spend on it.
It has been relisted and is again over $670! eBay took it down, ironically, because Pat Robertson’s soul could not be verified to exist!
http://cgi.ebay.com/PAT-ROBERTSON-VOODOO-DOLL-Proceeds-Go-To-Haiti-relief_W0QQitemZ190366726496
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