Sarah Palin vs. Oprah?

That’s right, WWE fans. Coming soon to a television near you: Sarah “Vague” Palin vs. the Oprahnator! It’s sure to be quite the matchup, with billionaire media mogul Oprah Winfrey sitting across from small-town ex-governor Sarah Palin.

In her eagerness to reach out to women across the nation, Sarah Palin has sought out the opportunity to appear on the Oprah Winfrey show. Hoping to promote her new book, “Going Rogue: An American Life
Palin may well find herself surprised when one of the wealthiest and most socially powerful women in the world sits her down for a little chat.

Will Oprah make sense of Palin’s vague yammerings? Will Palin wear an earpiece and have an intelligent Cyrano in the wings to tell her what to say? Will Obama show up to deliver the final smackdown?

We anticipate many of Palin’s eager fans will pick up the wrong book, but one probably written to a similar educational level.

Kinda looks like her, right? We can understand the confusion.

Tune in November 16 to watch the smackdown of the century!

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Jenny Donati is webmistress and co-editor of Secular News Daily. Jenny is an outspoken secularist who believes firmly in the separation of church and state. She demands evidence to support arguments, and holds herself to the same standard. She doesn't write about herself in the third person . . . but there's a first time for everything.

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