Comments on: Catholic Church Issues Pre-Sex Prayer

By: Didaktylos

Didaktylos — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 17:21:57 +0000

I always thought that the RC pre-sex prayer was:

Holy Virgin, we believe
That without sin
Thou did'st conceive.
Grant to us
(in thee believing)
That we may sin
Without conceiving.

By: edwords

edwords — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 15:26:29 +0000

Dear God, I pray that my condom not break!

By: Rosie7

Rosie7 — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 01:53:46 +0000

Its all mental masturbation anyway.

By: owl700

owl700 — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 20:20:29 +0000

(spits coffee all over keyboard)
Don't cathlicks believe sex is solely for reproductive purposes?I know "good girls" aren't suppose to take any pleasure in the act, but how is a guy supposed to..i mean…bahahahaha
(Sorry, I'm just too stunned by this to think of anything witty and clever just now)