Welcome! Just WHAT Are Christians Up To?

Welcome to the Paliban Daily!

I’m Mike Daniels, and I’ve agreed to take the helm of this ship.

The new primary focus here will be to tell you, the reader, just what Christians are up to in the world. Some people think Christians are fading quietly into the woodwork, as the New Atheists give their strident speeches. Not so!

You may have heard of Dominionism, also known as Christian Reconstructionism. What is that?

The focus of Dominionists is to make God’s Word the law of the land.

But that’s unConstitutional!

Dominionists plan to replace the Constitution with God’s Word. It’s not unConstitutional if the Constitution is changed to meet God’s standards. Mike Huckabee proposed it himself, during his 2008 primary campaign — in which he won nine states.

Huckabee may not have won the primary, but he didn’t fade into obscurity like some nameless crackpot! His words rang true to millions who voted for him, and the millions who still listen to him.

Huckabee now has his own TV show, Huckabee, Fox News’s highest-rated weekend program. He also broadcasts a thrice-weekly radio program, The Huckabee Report, on the ABC Radio Network.

But Christians are all just right-wingers. The GOP is collapsing anyway, so who cares?

A bit of excellent reporting before my time on this site (Should Christians Support Obama?) lays out some facts about that most liberal of Lefties, Barack Obama. The conclusion drawn was that Obama does embody most Christian values. His recent court support of the Defense of Marriage Act (which he’d told gay activists he would overturn during the campaign), comparing gay marriage to incest and child rape, is further demonstration that Obama is first a Christian, then a politician.

So you’re saying Christians are everywhere?

You betcha! From Sarah Palin to Hillary Clinton, from the Democratic National Committee to your local school board, Christians are becoming more politically active. And fundamentalist Christians are taking a “stealth” approach to get in . . . then use their power to advance Dominion.

Since 78% of Americans are Christian, it’s easy for them to get a majority . . . even if only a fraction of that 78% would support the Dominionist agenda if they were aware of it.

What can I do about it?

Well, the most important thing is to be informed. Pay attention to what your elected officials say . . . and what they do. That way, you can realize who the stealth candidates are, and, um, help raise more money for them! Yes, raise money, that’s it!

(Oh, if you’re one of the atheists who read this site from time to time, please disregard this article and go about your daily life. Read the National Enquirer so you can keep abreast on the latest pop star scandals, and People so you can see Michelle Obama’s latest fashions. Don’t pay any attention to silly things like elections. And whatever you do, don’t subscribe to the RSS feed! You don’t want to know what Christians are doing. They’re a ridiculous little minority that will have no impact on your life whatsoever.

Unless you’re in Ireland, where they just made blasphemy a criminal offense.

Atheists also should not join The Adam Campaign, whose insignia we proudly display in our sidebar.

And they sure as Hell shouldn’t sign up to become Contributors, writing on this site!)

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Mike Daniels is co-editor of Secular News Daily.

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