Garden of Eden Serpent Found
Creation scientists have discovered the 6,000-year-old remains of a gigantic snake, from which modern boas are descended. Is this the serpent from the Garden of Eden?
The small, pale bone between those labeled “a” and “b” is from a modern boa, which is typically about 10 feet long. Creation scientists believe that the supernatural owner of the larger bones was a mammoth 42-foot-long, 2500 pound monster!
Now, many folks who are not familiar with the Bible might think that the serpent in Eden was Satan, the fallen angel. The Bible says no such thing; that is a fiction invented by the Catholic church.
Don’t believe me? Think I’m wrong? Please, show me the verses which support your accusation. I’ll wait.
Creation scientist James Harneckie, PhD tells us, “This was doubtless the serpent from Eden. With its incredible size, it could have easily picked fruit from the tree and given it to Eve.”
“We’re always thrilled when the archaeological record matches the Biblical history!”
Others are not so easily convinced.
The bones were found in South America, says renowned atheist PZ Myers. Therefore, the snake must certainly have lived there, in “a thick-aired, sweltering oven [of a jungle], with giant snakes crawling about. They were likely to have eaten large crocodilians . . .”
Mr. Myers offers no comment about why remains of these large crocodilians haven’t been found.
Dr. Harneckie offers an explanation for the snake’s location. “The snake, like all other species, drowned in the Great Flood. In the turmoil as waters swept over the earth, the carcass floated to present-day South America, where it was deposited in the many layers of sediment.”
Take that, atheists!
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