Pat Robertson Predicts Obama Socialism, $300 Oil
TheocRats, US Monday, January 5th, 2009Good news, everyone! Pat Robertson heard directly from God that the economy will be just ducky in 2009. And we know Robertson is never wrong . . . right?
False prophet Sylvia Browne Pat Robertson made his 2009 Psychic Predictions. Here’s the scoop:
The god of Robertson’s warped imagination (who fades into the background with just a little dose of lithium) has announced that in 2009:
- Americans will embrace socialism
- The American economy will rapidly recover as a result
- The government will become more powerful
- Israel will hold firm
- Hyperinflation is coming, with gold at $1900/ounce and oil at $300/barrel (er, part of the rapidly recovered economy?)
- Islam is weakening, so it’s a good time to evangelize in the Middle East
We already showed you that Pat Robertson is a false prophet. We also have shown you that he has abandoned God’s Own Party and fully supports Obama.
Do YOU think God is talking to Pat Robertson?
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It would appear to me that Obama is absolutely our “deliverer” – delivering us into the hands of Debt – and that these predictions are on target and are standing at the USA door.
You sure got that right, Mr. C!
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