Pat Robertson Predicts Obama Socialism, $300 Oil
Good news, everyone! Pat Robertson heard directly from God that the economy will be just ducky in 2009. And we know Robertson is never wrong . . . right?
False prophet Sylvia Browne Pat Robertson made his 2009 Psychic Predictions. Here’s the scoop:
The god of Robertson’s warped imagination (who fades into the background with just a little dose of lithium) has announced that in 2009:
- Americans will embrace socialism
- The American economy will rapidly recover as a result
- The government will become more powerful
- Israel will hold firm
- Hyperinflation is coming, with gold at $1900/ounce and oil at $300/barrel (er, part of the rapidly recovered economy?)
- Islam is weakening, so it’s a good time to evangelize in the Middle East
We already showed you that Pat Robertson is a false prophet. We also have shown you that he has abandoned God’s Own Party and fully supports Obama.
Do YOU think God is talking to Pat Robertson?
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It would appear to me that Obama is absolutely our “deliverer” – delivering us into the hands of Debt – and that these predictions are on target and are standing at the USA door.
You sure got that right, Mr. C!
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