Pat Robertson Predicts Obama Socialism, $300 Oil

January 5, 2009 | Filed under: TheocRats,US | Posted by:

Good news, everyone! Pat Robertson heard directly from God that the economy will be just ducky in 2009. And we know Robertson is never wrong . . . right?

False prophet Sylvia Browne Pat Robertson made his 2009 Psychic Predictions. Here’s the scoop:

The god of Robertson’s warped imagination (who fades into the background with just a little dose of lithium) has announced that in 2009:

  • Americans will embrace socialism
  • The American economy will rapidly recover as a result
  • The government will become more powerful
  • Israel will hold firm
  • Hyperinflation is coming, with gold at $1900/ounce and oil at $300/barrel (er, part of the rapidly recovered economy?)
  • Islam is weakening, so it’s a good time to evangelize in the Middle East

We already showed you that Pat Robertson is a false prophet. We also have shown you that he has abandoned God’s Own Party and fully supports Obama.

Do YOU think God is talking to Pat Robertson?

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4 Responses to Pat Robertson Predicts Obama Socialism, $300 Oil

  1. avatar C TAYLOR April 3, 2009 - 8:15 am

    It would appear to me that Obama is absolutely our “deliverer” – delivering us into the hands of Debt – and that these predictions are on target and are standing at the USA door.

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    • avatar Mr. Green April 3, 2009 - 5:34 pm

      You sure got that right, Mr. C!

      Reply

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